Sometimes a relationship just goes bad.
However, other times someone is to blame for it. When this is the case,
the partner who is not to blame may want some retribution for the
heartache, pain, and embarrassment they suffered because of the other
person's actions. So, how can they get revenge?
The best revenge you can get is to just
be happy without them. Whether they cheated on you, broke up with you
in a bad way, or did something else that would leave you feeling bitter
and wanting revenge, your happiness is the best way to get back at them.
However, it is not as satisfying as keying the car they love, or
embarrassing them in front of their friends. So, the following are some
suggestions for getting your revenge in a legal way, that is going to
leave you feeling satisfied:
1. Embarrassing them. Often times you want revenge because of something they did to you that made you feel stupid or unloved, and what better way to get your revenge than to make them feel the same feelings you did, only try to do it in a more public way, because then your revenge will be more satisfying. Think back to your relationship, is there anything that could be potentially embarrassing to them? For example, maybe you can tell everyone about that night in college when they (fill in the blank). Maybe you have an embarrassing photo, or a sentimental love letter, or something equally corny that they would not want people to know. When trying to embarrass them, your best material are intimate things, secrets, and the dumb stuff you do and say when you are "in love." Try to make it a public thing. Get it in the hands of the biggest gossips you know, and try to stay clean of it, so that s/he doesn't track it back to you.
2. Make them regret not being with you. A great way to get revenge in a relationship is to make the person regret whatever they did to you. Say they broke up with you. Show them how dumb they were to do whatever it is that they did by looking stellar next time you see them. Show that you are successful without them. A good way to do this is to have a younger, better looking date than them. Make sure that when your paths cross that you are the center of everyone's attention, and make them notice that you can't spare them a second thought. Most people want the person they dump to wallow in pity for a while. So if you are, fake that you aren't. Just be careful that it is not obvious. Be their dream, and deny them any more contact with it.
3. Sabotage them subtly. If you truly want revenge, and don't care how bad they get hurt in the process, you can always sabotage them. Do things like "leave" an email they wrote you complaining about their boss on their bosses desk. Get sneaky about warning off the people who might want to date them. For example, you can spread rumors about STDs, or abusiveness, etc. so that they can't get a date. Just remember to keep it subtle, and make sure that s/he can't trace it back to you, because they might get really mad, especially if they get fired or dumped as a result.
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1. Embarrassing them. Often times you want revenge because of something they did to you that made you feel stupid or unloved, and what better way to get your revenge than to make them feel the same feelings you did, only try to do it in a more public way, because then your revenge will be more satisfying. Think back to your relationship, is there anything that could be potentially embarrassing to them? For example, maybe you can tell everyone about that night in college when they (fill in the blank). Maybe you have an embarrassing photo, or a sentimental love letter, or something equally corny that they would not want people to know. When trying to embarrass them, your best material are intimate things, secrets, and the dumb stuff you do and say when you are "in love." Try to make it a public thing. Get it in the hands of the biggest gossips you know, and try to stay clean of it, so that s/he doesn't track it back to you.
2. Make them regret not being with you. A great way to get revenge in a relationship is to make the person regret whatever they did to you. Say they broke up with you. Show them how dumb they were to do whatever it is that they did by looking stellar next time you see them. Show that you are successful without them. A good way to do this is to have a younger, better looking date than them. Make sure that when your paths cross that you are the center of everyone's attention, and make them notice that you can't spare them a second thought. Most people want the person they dump to wallow in pity for a while. So if you are, fake that you aren't. Just be careful that it is not obvious. Be their dream, and deny them any more contact with it.
3. Sabotage them subtly. If you truly want revenge, and don't care how bad they get hurt in the process, you can always sabotage them. Do things like "leave" an email they wrote you complaining about their boss on their bosses desk. Get sneaky about warning off the people who might want to date them. For example, you can spread rumors about STDs, or abusiveness, etc. so that they can't get a date. Just remember to keep it subtle, and make sure that s/he can't trace it back to you, because they might get really mad, especially if they get fired or dumped as a result.
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